Miss HerNia presents FEMMETOPIA: FATBERG 

A grotesque celebration of the greasy, slimy, monstrous undercarriage of East London. The Whitechapel fatberg may have been excavated but it’s progeny lives on! 

Gather up all of your inner pain, shame and disgust then shower it in glitter! Voila you’re berg-ready! Prizes for the most disgustingly dressed 👗💩

Join the fatberg princess and friends for a night of performances, Rituals of Self Love, Discharge Sandwiches and Toe appreciation. 

It’s going to be a puke fest! 🤢🎉

Bands and art to be released closer to the date. Please contact us if you are interested in performing or exhibiting work. 


“Miss HerNia is a dream come true. Makes me see what a wonder it would have been if Divine was in GWAR.” Tim Suturist 

“I was miss hernias table, it change my life. I’d do it again EVERYDAY!!!” Laura Downing 

“What a beauty, so down to earth and humble, also has really fantastic handwriting” Britt Kcamroc




Femmetopia is a primarily femme LGBTQIA+ space. Everyone is welcome but if someone is seen to be disrespectful of this they will be immediately ejected. 

From the t-shirt you slept in to a sequinned ball gown - come as you are. Wear as much or as little of whatever makes you feel fabulous! 

Tickets £5 advance / £8 OTD

Pack your bags and see you in Femmetopia! x

> Access info:

We regretfully apologise that VFD is in a basement venue and therefore is not wheelchair accessible. 

We are accessed by a single staircase with 12 stairs that has a single bannister along the entire length. There are no steps once you are in the basement.

There are two gender neutral toilets in the basement.

There is a smoking area at basement level for those with access needs. 

There are benches along the space if you need to sit down. 

If there is anything we can do to facilitate your visit to vFd then please contact us on info@vfdalston.com and we will do our very best to help in advance and on the night.