Devotional Open Mic!
Sacred jamboree!
Cabaret trans kirtan!

HOLY BANANA! is a stage for you to honour your favourite version of divine Oneness in whatever performative way you fancy.


All types of song, dance, chit chat and kerfuffle are welcome, so long as it's holy, whatever that means for you.

THEME: Advent - here we begin.

13 slots, 10 minute each - get in touch to secure your slot in advance OR sign up on the night.

£3 in advance!
£5 on the door!
FREE for performers!

10% of all ticket proceeds go to OMID Foundation, a charity which empowers disandvanted young women in Iran to get the fuck out of abusive situations and live their lives to the fullest! YAY!

Your host is Sara Zaltash, performer, Live Artist, rabble-rouser and do-gooder. She gives good blah blah, and welcomes it from you, bismillah.

"Zaltash is electrifying... See her if you can." The Guardian.