What package will you be finding at the Dirtbox pre-Christmas party? Get your harness in a twist, throw those jockstraps on and get a whiff of that ‘room odouriser’. It’s time to work up a sweat again at your favourite Dalston sleazepit. Come get your juices flowing. As usual, residents Gibson, Princess Michael of Cunt and The Duchess of Pork welcome you into the Dirtbox den of manfun with a musical orgy of hi-NRG, Italo, New Beat, electro, hip house, synthpop and a heavy load of amyl-nitrate to moisten your treasure trails, moustaches, backs and cracks.