Oh Loverboy I don’t want a lot for XXXmas but I can’t find a man anywhere, wtf is he?? Remember last year when I was spotted on Gossip Girl making out with that Eastern European GORGE at Winter Wonderland? Too bad he became the face of Dolce (can you spell Gabbana??) but I will always have the sweet and tender Insta memories to keep me warm at nite…

Don’t you just sit alone at your window at night thinking about your dream man? Wondering what his eye colour might be, or if he is more Gosha or Miu Miu? Sk8r boi vs Luxxe af?

THIS ONES FOR ALL YOU LONELY HEARTS OUT THERE, it’s the last LOVERBOY of the season and the finale will be your Blue Babe Stunna will be doing 3 appearances for you xXHardcoreXx fans NXT WEEK @thefabulousVOGUEFABRICS, Friday 5th December! Make sure to turn up before the all the other Carrie Bradshaws to avoid queuing in the snow!

12th December there will be a fight to the death with LOVERBOY’S sista night *HUN* @TheArcolaTheatreBar on the 12th (s’gonna be mayj hun).

19th December it’s goin down at our badgalfriend’s night PONYSTEP: SMASHED ARSE-HOLES.

~LOVERBOY~will be starting off with our resident bae JUANCHO, followed by yours truly LOVERBOY turnin it up for all you #BlueRomantics with some haute shirtless moments and then our Ri Ri Reincarnate JAM sending you into the heavens (we cant guarantee nudeness but a girl can dream)! £3 before 11 £5 after! 10pm-3am.

Better be there bitches. XOXO LOVERBOY