Tickets: Naked Boys Reading is back in 2014 with a whole host of new events (including a special round for the ladies). Their first event is INK. This isn’t just about tattooed hunks. We’re celebrating INK in many forms: from gushing fountain pens, giant squids, checks in the most and running mascara the boys will read of those things that stain us, and leave their trace on us forever.

The boys: Andre Furstendberg Sebastian Languenuer Jonny Liron Chris O'Hanlon

With: Dr Sharon Husbands, Host-ess The Duchess of Pork, Disc Jock-ess

Naked Boys Reading LDN is the perfect intimate live event: a nude literary salon featuring in-the-buff readings by local beefcakes, bears, twinks, otters, butch femmes, sissy sluts, boys next door with an exhibitionist streak and lovers of naturism with a well-endowed library.

Thursday, 30 January, 2013 Doors 7:30pm, readings start at 8pm £5 advance via Eventbrite: £7 on the night