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Isn’t Valentine’s day just the WÛRST when you’re married/not married? We’re undecided, so we’re holding an ANTI-VALENTINE’S WEDDING DISCO to test the water the night before. Hunt and trap your inner cupid, bring your boyfriends/grrrlfriends/frenemies (with frenefits), and cum dance with us. It’s more fun if you’re in a white dress. But we won't judge.

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Expect BOUQUET TOSSING + DRUNKEN DADDY DANCE-OFF + AISLE-WALK (BRIDAL REALNESS) + LA BRIDEZÍLLA PIÑATA + WEDDING TREASURE HUNT + SAINT VALENTINE’S WALL OF LOVE. Bare prizes to be won. UNLIMITED PROPOSALS. ZERO DIVORCES. FIGURATIVELY TONNES OF GLITTAH.

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Resident bride-maestros MC HAVISHAM and DJ MARIAHCAREYFAILINGTOHITTHATNOTE present romantic tunez from:

BOWIE QUEEN MADONNA WHITNEY CHER TURNER ENYA ELVIS THECURE THESMITHS DOLLY PATTI ARETHA CYNDIA PETSHOPBOYZ MARIAH BRITNEY JLO DESTINYSCHILD TLC KELIS AMERIE CIARA MISSY BEY RIRI AZEALIA KANYE WILEY SKEPTA BIGGIE MCHAMMER SNOOP WUTANG OUTKAST JAYZ N.O.R.E SHAMIR BIEBER TAYLOR etc etc

Maid of Honour Disc Jockey TBA

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£3 whenever if you come in an ACTUAL WEDDING DRESS. Otherwise... £3 before 11. £5 after that. And as always we'll give you your very own "ACTUAL" WEDDING RING either way.

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