Our big, happy, queer disco, full of dancing unicorns is now monthly atVogue Fabrics. Dishing up the tunes in a "we really don't care cos this tune is ace" hands in the air type thing, and tequila any colour you like - as long as it's gold, you know it's gonna be glorious. Plus Effi is turning twenty something so even MORE tequila and lube.

Free entry before 11pm for all you queer early birds, £4 after.