OMG guys, SATURDAY 28 MAY is only fucking KYLIE MINOGUE’s 48th B-DAY! What better way to kick off the big old bank holiday weekend, and pay homage to everyone’s dearest disco diva from down-under, than k̶i̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶b̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶ ̶R̶i̶c̶h̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶y̶ ̶c̶e̶r̶t̶i̶f̶i̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶i̶l̶l̶e̶r̶ GETTING YOUR GOLD HOTPANTS OUT AND SHAKIN’ IT ALL ABOUT! We’ll probably be playing like 4 Kylie songs MAX (and at least two of them will actually be Dannii)… we gotta make time for Charlotte and Shania (Church, and you *know* who). Get excited.
♡ CLICK GOING FOR £3 GUESTLIST ♡ Rachel Stevens ♥ Geri Haliwell ♥ Mis-Teeq ♥ Kelly Rowland ♥ Madonna ♥ Jennifer Lopez ♥ Kylie ♥ Holly Valance ♥ Cher Lloyd ♥ Sophie Ellis Bextor ♥ Cheryl Cole ♥ Eve ♥ Rihanna ♥ Cher ♥ Sugababes ♥ S Club 7 ♥ Aly & AJ ♥ Charlotte Church ♥ Carly Rae Jepsen ♥ Steps ♥ Diana Ross ♥ Backstreet Boys ♥ Britney ♥ Nicki Minaj ♥ Cascada ♥ Gaga ♥ Little Mix ♥ Girls Aloud ♥ Loreen ♥ Atomic Kitten ♥ Ariana Grande ♥ Mel C ♥ Mel B ♥ Victoria Beckham ♥ Emma Bunton ♥ Spice Girls ♥ Amerie ♥ Lolly ♥ Beyonce ♥ Althea and Donna ♥ Iggy Azalea ♥ Ciara ♥ Nicola Roberts ♥ Cheryl Lynn ♥ Alexandra Burke ♥ Billie Piper ♥ Mini Viva ♥ Janet Jackson ♥ Kelis ♥ Missy Elliott ♥ RuPaul ♥ The Corrs ♥ Katy Perry ♥ Shakira ♥ tATu ♥ Charli XCX ♥ Venga Boys ♥ Timbaland ♥ Scissor Sisters ♥ Lil’ Kim ♥ Lady Sovereign ♥ The First Wives Club Soundtrack ♥ Lily Allen ♥ Kevin Lyttle ♥ Selena Gomez ♥ B*Witched ♥ Khia ♥ Gloria Gaynor ♥ Christina Milian ♥ ♥ Olivia Newton John ♥ Gareth Gates B Sides (jokes) ♥ Alesha Dixon ♥ Aqua ♥ Azealia Banks ♥ Fergie ♥ Gwen Stefani ♥ Christina Aguilera ♥ Destiny’s Child ♥ M.I.A ♥ Taylor Swift ♥ Shania Twain ♥ Dolly Parton + MORE
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♥ SAT 28 MAY V**** F****** DALSTON 10PM-3AM £3 'Going' Guestlist / £5
With resident DJs TR!NNY & $U$ANNAH JE M'APPELLE ROCHELLE & GG BEAR + more to be announced
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